I’m going to try this thing where I try to be what other people expect me to be. Like, a lot of people tell me I look cool but I know they’re disappointed when they get to know me, so I’m going to try and be cool. I’m going to be like Grace Jones. My host mom told me that she went to Elton Johns party and sat next to Grace and Grace told my hm: DAHLING, GRACE IS GOING 2 GO WHERE SHE’S MEANT TO GO” And my hm asked her: WHERE? and Grace was all “ON THE DAHNCE FLOOR DAHLING” and she went on the dance floor with Grace jones and fucking danced with her. So, I’m going to be Grace Jones from now on.