August 2012
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“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...”
– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn)
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MY VAGINA IS HUNGRY.
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I have an urge for comedy, recommend movies that AREN’T 21 Jump street or Friday.
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hale no this child is being a brat today and I do not deal with brats, not going to baby her either, when she gets her act together then I’ll go down and play with her.
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Last night, I had a dream that Roger Federer said my armpit hair was disgusting.
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“them whitefolk can repo my couch my they can’t repo my health, my mind, or my...”
– some nigga (presumably from the south)
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How can people say that there are intelligent racists, is there anything in the world more moronic than judging someone on something as trivial as the shade of their skin.
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you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you
i know
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The au pairs on tumblr are the best and worse people on this website. On one hand you have the cool ones, the ones that I follow, and on the other hand when you look in the tag you see all this whining and straight up tackiness.
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I met this girl from China today who is an au pair for a friend of my HM and good god I pitied her. She wasn’t having a good time and she works on the weekends, which is unfortunate because she’s supposed to have those days off. I told her I’d take her out partying and shit, but I don’t think she drinks alcohol so I dunno how we’re gonna have a good time…maybe...
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I’D FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND THEN EAT IT SO THAT I CAN HAVE YOU INSIDE OF ME FOREVER.
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ashtoneaton replied to your post: My french friend and I were talking about dicks…
SUE ANN
SHANNON
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My french friend and I were talking about dicks (penises) when we were in the Reeperbahn next to three of these german guys having beers. lol, she was telling me about this Moroccan guy who she boinked and she said his dick was so huge but she liked it and omg omg, she said she’s scared of sleeping with a lot of black guys because their dicks are so big and I told her that my dad had a big...
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IF THAT NIGGA AIN’T CUTE DEN HE GETTIN’ DAH BOOT.
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I’m going to try this thing where I try to be what other people expect me to be. Like, a lot of people tell me I look cool but I know they’re disappointed when they get to know me, so I’m going to try and be cool. I’m going to be like Grace Jones. My host mom told me that she went to Elton Johns party and sat next to Grace and Grace told my hm: DAHLING, GRACE IS GOING 2 GO...
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Just finished talking to my host mom after dinner: We always do this. And she was telling me all about the cool places to go partying because I’m so over the Reeperbahn and so she’ll send me a message and then she was telling me how she danced with GRACE FUCKING JONES AND BETH FUCKING DITTO at Elton Johns party ffs, she’s so cool.
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Websites for those au pairs who don’t have any friends.
http://www.interpals.net/
http://www.couchsurfing.org/
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LOL, So here’s what happened. I went down I was like “yo, gurl you got me awl kinds ah fuqed up, y u sending me mixed signals Anne I thought we wuz homegurlsz” den she was lyke “gurl u gotta communicate bettah wit me, turn yo shitty azz phone awn gurl, gimme yo bank account numbah gurl” I was lyke okay you don’t has to feel weird around me jus tell me wut yu...
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Soooo, I’m staying in Hamburg…
Everyone who follows me and reads my posts must really hate me/think I’m annoying right now but guess what, I don’t curr.
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REASONS TO STAY IN GERMANY:
A) THE MEN HERE ARE HOT I HAVE ORGASMS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
B) THE CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING.
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nosdrinker:
ohfuckitsmarykate:
I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh
what you need is Jesus
Anonymous asked: sticking to your decisions is a big part of being an adult. you`ve given yourself a task - au pairing for this family. you spent time learning german and spent those weeks working for them and you stated several times that you love the children. walking out on this could lead to a pattern of quitting. and the truth is that most jobs have a disappointing aspect to them and no one can promise you...
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oh shit. I feel like I’m going to cry and throw up and now my shoulders really hurt because I am really stressed out about this thing. Shit, help me. I am both physically and emotionally distressed. Last week my host parents were telling me they’ll give me another two weeks to see if I will work out with the family, and so during this week I thought A LOT and I figured, hey we...
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Oh shit my host mom wants to go to the visa place tomorrow but I want to leave how do I tell her shit shit shit.
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I truly don’t believe that Victoria Secrets models portray an unhealthy body image.
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In Germany/other european countries (I DON’T KNOW) if you don’t look like the typical blonde female, then men will give you a lot of attention.
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apocalypticwhales:
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee...
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I just want to watch Saturday Night Fever and cry.
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Germany is a wonderful country and Hamburg is a wonderful city. I would totally come to Hamburg/Berlin to study but I don’t think it’s ideal to be an au pair. Basically, the city is so fun and there’s things to do but when you’re an au pair you have to work. You have to spend hours watching children and 9 times out of 10 it’s not really fun, so you begin to feel like...
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oh yeahhh, about the guy who gave me his number. Okay so I just finished saying goodbye to my French friend for the night and was reading my book. THe train would come in 7 minutes. Then 1 minute before the train came this man, He was soooooo tall, I would say 6’3 which is fucking perfect, blonde, with a white shirt and denim pants, said to me in English! (i think he was German, but how did...
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Sometimes if people are straight up rude to me for no reason I really wonder if it’s because I’m black.
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“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...”
– Robert Tew (via dopatonin)
If you’re in the U.S. and you’re still up, get your ass to sleep, even worse if you’re in EUrope and you’re still up GET YO ASS TO BED RIGHT NOW. WHAT A HECTIC NIGHT, BUT I MADE A FEW FRIENDS AND SOME SHIT WENT DOWNNN A GUY HIT ON ME YOU GUYS AND HE WAS ATTRACTIVE GOOD LORD, I AM SO TIRED SO I’M GOING TO SLEEP I TELL YOU LATER!
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jesus christ Joe Manganiello was the guy in Spiderman who bullied Peter Parker omg.
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