People are always shocked to find out that I’m atheist and I think it’s because I’m always telling them I’ll pray for them.
You guys this cute guy with a car tried to talk to me today but I was giving him a hard time and he wanted my number but I didn’t give it to him and now I feel bad because he was cute with a car and whatever
Thank The Lord that I do not have the need for foundation because idk how I’d manage with foundation on in this heat.
I get second hand embarrassment whenever someone pretends to know the lyrics to a song they obviously don’t know.
Me to people 20 feet away from me: Get out of my face.
Having mood swings does not make you bipolar.
The word wanderlust annoys me.
You can’t accuse someone of failing to keep in touch if you haven’t bothered to pick up the phone yourself.
Jealousy is an emotion that evades me.
Who told Joan Rivers that she’s funny?
I’ve been spending literally ALL my time at work and with my coworkers, who are pretty much becoming an extended family, which is great considering my relationship with the family I was born into is non existent. Plus my living situation will improve, I think, and I’m looking cuter and taking care of myself. LIFE IS GREAT.