People are always shocked to find out that I’m atheist and I think it’s because I’m always telling them I’ll pray for them.

You guys this cute guy with a car tried to talk to me today but I was giving him a hard time and he wanted my number but I didn’t give it to him and now I feel bad because he was cute with a car and whatever

I get second hand embarrassment whenever someone pretends to know the lyrics to a song they obviously don’t know.

I’ve been spending literally ALL my time at work and with my coworkers, who are pretty much becoming an extended family, which is great considering my relationship with the family I was born into is non existent. Plus my living situation will improve, I think, and I’m looking cuter and taking care of myself. LIFE IS GREAT.